Cont. Hash # 501

Beaver and Rancid were drawn as first hares.  Well, the planned trail was an up hill false with a looped blocked true to meet a false down hill and a true up hill for a BS.  Well every hound found it, damn-it.  Yep sounded like a solid plan for the hares with the FLAKES falling and nice SLIPPERY terrain.  As the mighty hares awaited the pack, thoughts of breaking to find the pack arouse, then thought’s of those bastards ordered more pitchers before leaving arose concern.  Then after more time the thought of the hares were: SHIT THEY GAVE UP ON TRAIL.

Ahhhh, hashers always trot, slide, scamper, hump, and scream for BEER.  With that, a lone Dick’s of Hazard was seen humping up the hill.  After a few more minutes, the pack followed to the BS by way of a short-cutting hill.  That is where Everhard found treasure in a rusty snow covered Fender.  A Pack Conference was held and it was determined to be a 37 Fender.  Crap no one cared as much as we had munchies and HOT CINIMON SCHAPPS to down.  WHY?  Because it would make the backpack lighter for the next hares.

With that Dicks of Hazard and Chilly Cheeks ventured on as hares.  Blue marks were found up through Sacred Heart (Yes, we missed the fountain in the mist of snow) over to Stevens just to get lost.   Backward we found scent across the street and on over to the Park Inn for Kokanee Gold and more ceremonial Hash Chatter.

Pink Pecker and Valenteenie were the next haring crew and they did not disappoint.  Trail crossed Grand to hump down the Grover Manson then a nice crossing of Stevens.  Just to enjoy the Slipping up Slope to the park.  Sled-ers and Snowboarders were avoided as the pack humped up the hill for more suds and munchies.  

With that I assume a grand Circle was held in the hashing tradition.

Thank you for Hashing, Friendship, Fun and let us all bless “G”

The buzz which passes all understanding,
Keep your hearts and minds in the knowledge and love of hashing,
And the Blessing of "G" all plastered:
The Flour   (/)
The Sun   (\)
And the Short Cut that pays off O)
Be among you and remain with you always.
Go Forth to Love and Serve the Hash.

Thanks be to "G!"

On On and see you at Hashmus this Saturday,

So scribed and known to be true,

Rancid Nuts



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